And when you choose a life partner, you’re choosing a lot of things, including your parenting partner and someone who will deeply influence your children, your eating companion for about 20,000 meals, your travel companion for about 100 vacations, your primary leisure time and retirement friend, your career therapist, and someone whose day you’ll hear about 18,000 times.

Intense shit.

ohitsdanny:

To install iOS 8 on your Apple device, you may have to free up some space by deleting apps and photos, clearing out your loft, selling your car, burning all your clothes and putting grandma into a home.

staceythinx:

Colorful snake photography by Andrew McGibbon. Click on images for descriptions

❝ A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger. ❞

- some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)

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politicalsexkitten:

I’m the feminist your father warned you about.

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

officialgeorgebush:

lewdfruitington:

omgpoetry:

this is funny

like really, really funny

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.

❝ sex is like pizza, even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good ❞

- straight boys who will disappoint you in every way possible (via littlestpoop)

kingsleyyy:

i’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a picture

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