To install iOS 8 on your Apple device, you may have to free up some space by deleting apps and photos, clearing out your loft, selling your car, burning all your clothes and putting grandma into a home.


Colorful snake photography by Andrew McGibbon. Click on images for descriptions

❝ A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger. ❞

- some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)

Dolce Gabbana ss14 + hair colors | inspired by (+)


I’m the feminist your father warned you about.


Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk




this is funny

like really, really funny

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.

❝ sex is like pizza, even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good ❞

- straight boys who will disappoint you in every way possible (via littlestpoop)


i’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a picture


you’re so cute I just wanna hug you and kiss you and cuddle with you and also fuck you but hey man it’s whatever