grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

officialgeorgebush:

lewdfruitington:

omgpoetry:

this is funny

like really, really funny

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.

❝ sex is like pizza, even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good ❞

- straight boys who will disappoint you in every way possible (via littlestpoop)

kingsleyyy:

i’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a picture

injuries:

you’re so cute I just wanna hug you and kiss you and cuddle with you and also fuck you but hey man it’s whatever

thedoctors-steampowered-hunter:

phame:

hiddentavern:

"Part Time Job"  by  Chow Hon Lam

Haha batman you dick

But iron man is rich as fuck as well…

Many Ladies wear it this way

residuetheory:

gaydtr:

this is the funniest fucking interview i have ever seen

i am crying this is everything

l1berum:

there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long time to realise that

❝ She was terrifying in her beauty, bright like a devouring star. ❞

- Leigh Bardugo, Little Knife (via mashamorevna)

❝ Why do you weep? Did you think I was immortal? ❞

- Louis XIV (last words)

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