How People on the East Coast Prepare for a Blizzard
accurate beyond belief
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD
CANNED FOOD AND WATER OH GOD
I WORK IN A GROCERY STORE AND I HAVE TO DEAL WITH PANICKED NEW JERSEYIANS WHENEVER THERE’S AN UNPLEASANT FORECAST. xD
It’s like when people here “inclement weather”, bread and milk are the first things to pop into their head even though those are the worst things you can have on hand in that situation and most of them never buy bread and milk on a normal day anyway
i tried to scroll past it
Seasons ending in pain. All of them.
i reblog this every single time
son we need to talk. about your report card. son did you know your grades spell “ACDC” here is a high five and your bedtime is never
Dean as a father
Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:
Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something
i’m imagining ‘up to something’ as a sneaky thing like you aren’t wearing clothes and you’re pranking your school principal or you aren’t wearing clothes and you’re stealing the Declaration of Independence
Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl.
Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.
This is very important information that was not made nearly clear enough in the movies o_o
This is one of my favourite pieces of information we get about Jack Sparrow. The movies only really show you the drunk, happy-go-lucky, wild pirate that everyone of us fell in love with, but there are reasons he chooses to spend his life under the intoxication of rum and sleep with every woman that crosses his path.
Captain Sparrow is a highly intelligent man, probably speaks several languages and is a very strong strategist, mathematician and astronomist (because to become a captain in that day and age you had to know your numbers and stars to be able to sail the seven seas.
He willingly and knowingly went against a order that was given him. He broke a contract with a higher instance, which could’ve been enough to just hang him, but instead he was branded as a pirate - a great shame and something that would make it impossible for him to find any other job that exactly that which the mark stands for. He simply got put on death row, instead of just killed on the spot.
Also, we all know Jack Sparrow’s father is an infamous Pirate Captain himself. Think about it. A young Jack Sparrow, refusing to become a pirate himself, instead choosing to work for ‘the good guys’ and become a proper sailor. He then finds out about the slavery and the human cargo. He decides to do the right thing and let them go, and he is punished for it by being turned into the person he never wanted to be.
He is such a complex and brilliant character, and I wish they would’ve shown this more in the movies, because I could rant about him all day❤
this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels*
and this is my lenin closet *shows you communist propaganda*
the funniest part of macbeth is when the soldiers all cut a branch off a tree to hold in front of them while they march toward’s macbeth’s castle in hopes that he will somehow think they are all trees and not an army
the second best part is that it actually works